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5 Fictional Characters that are Book Addicts

Hey, if you’re a book addict…keep right on READING! Actually, it’s one of the only addictions that can do you more good than harm. That’s right, there’s no need to join Book-a-holics Anonymous.  Besides, you’re in GREAT company! If these 5 awesome characters admitted their obsession…why shouldn’t you?

Hermione Granger

Hermione: “Aren’t you two ever going to read Hogwarts, A History?”
Ron: “What’s the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you.”

Matilda

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“I’m wondering what to read next.” Matilda said. “I’ve finished all the children’s books.”  

Klaus Baudelaire 

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“Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think about his circumstances, he began to read.” Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
 

Dean Winchester

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Dean: I’m sitting in a laundry-mat reading about myself sitting in a laundry-mat reading about myself. My head hurts.

Belle 

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Belle: I’ve always dreamt of heroics, but… I think it’s safer I stick to my books. They’re the only adventures I know that have happy endings. From “Once Upon A Time” TV series
 

So, did I forget one of your favorites? Tell me about them…

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“It’s the Walking Dead…Cupcake.”

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On a recent visit to the fictional city of Woodbury, otherwise known as Senoia, Georgia, I had an encounter with a ZOMBIE…and I ate it!

According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 4.7 square miles and as of 2010 there were 3,307 people, 1,175 households and 946 families residing there.

Nothing about the number of ZOMBIES?

IMG_1735Arriving near sundown, we walked around in search of ZOMBIES…

IMG_1732There were a few signs that they might be lurking about…

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 Wikipedia says,

“Parts of season 3 of The Walking Dead were filmed in Senoia, which stood in for a fictional version of the town of Woodbury, Georgia where survivors of the zombie apocalypse established a settlement. The fourth season of the series is also set to be filmed in Senoia in 2013.” 

So my search continued…

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The streets were eerily deserted… so I wandered into an adorable place called Katie Lou’s Cafe.
You can learn more about it here…
And that’s where it happened…I found my ZOMBIE!
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My yummy ZOMBIE cupcake…
Who knew ZOMBIES were soooo delicious?
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Call the COPS, there’s a…book signing?!?

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Imagine this…it’s a gorgeous day, not a cloud in the sky. There’s a crisp autumn breeze in the air. As co-authors, Val and J.L. set up their table by the door of the book store, they’re feeling as giddy as a couple of kids on their way to Disney World.At first, all goes well. Several books are sold and they give away lots of clever promotional items, including their homemade “fictional candies” straight from pages of their books. It’s a big hit!

Then they see him. Making his way across the street (scruffy little dog in tow) is an equally scruffy gentleman, who appears to be on a mission. He bounds up to their table and shouts, “I THINK IT’S TERRIBLE THAT YOU LADIES ARE BEING FORCED TO SIT OUT HERE.”
J.L. glances sideways at Val, thinking, is he for real?
The man’s dog stiffs a peanut butter lolly hungrily as his owner continues…”WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS? YOU GIVE YOUR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS WRITING A BOOK AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS… JUST TO SELL IT?”

For the next few minutes he rants on. So, Val tries to make light of the situation. She laughs and says, “Yes, we’re really suffering.” Val and J.L. chuckle, but the man goes right back to his LOUD diatribe about the harsh and cruel world of being a writer.
Just when it looks like Val and J.L. will have to use their ninja skills on the guy (okay, okay, more like run for their lives) another man shows up on the scene. And he definitely doesn’t look like he’s there to buy a YA fiction.

You guessed it, he was a police officer, at least 6’6″ and all business. Honestly, he could have passed as a linebacker for in the NFL. Leaning over, he whispers in J.L.’s ear, “Are you okay, ma’am?”

“Yes,” she squeaks. “We’re fine.”
Val nods with wide eyes.

Needless to say our…um fan–no, our heckler–no, the truth is he was a fellow author, took off, pulling his dog behind him.

As it turns out, the owner of the book store was concerned for us and called the police. That’s how it happened, our first book signing was SOOOO wild the cops were called. And doggone it, we lost that sell!

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7 “Spooky-Booky” things to do before Halloween

1. READ a Scary Book

Like Doctor Sleep by Stephen King

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http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Sleep-A-Novel-ebook/dp/B00A6CCF0K/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=&qid=

2. Find the perfect BOOK-themed Costume

Like this Hobbit Girl

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For more ideas click this link…

http://www.pinterest.com/primortus/book-character-costumes/

3. Throw a BOOK-themed Halloween Party

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4. Carve a BOOK-themed Pumpkin

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5. Have a HARRY POTTER watch-a-thon

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6. Make some BOOK THEMED Candy

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7. Have a BOOK Signing

(give out the BOOK-themed candy)

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BOOK SIGNING OCTOBER 26, 2013

12:00-3:00pm
Meet the co-authors of Eleventh Elementum
J.L. Bond and Val Richards
at the Book Loft in Fernandina Beach, Florida

Happy Halloween, Book Lovers!

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FROM PAGE TO SCREEN IN 2013

This is a great year for book addicts.

So many books…so many movies… 

The Great Gatsby

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The cover of the first edition of The Great Gatsby (1925) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Catching Fire

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Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins (Photo credit: life serial)

The Sea of Monsters: Percy Jackson

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The Sea of Monsters (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Carrie

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The Hobbit:Desolation of Smaug

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The Hobbit (2h) (Photo credit: Gwydion M. Williams)

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

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City of Bones (Mortal Instruments) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Enders Game

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Orson Scott Card – Ender’s Game (Photo credit: Uflinks)

The Maze Runner

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The Maze Runner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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Jumping from The “New” Sky Tower

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Sky Tower! (Photo credit: kennymatic)

First, let’s set the scene…The city of Auckland, sometime in the future. It’s 15 years after The Day of Disaster, a catastrophic event, wherein a vast crack in the earth’s crust nearly circled the globe.   Our main character, Skylee Porter is on her way to the recently restored New Sky Tower to go bungee jumping

Imagine finding out the necklace you’ve been given (as an inheritance  in your father’s will) holds a magical power…and there’s a mysterious man, who will stop at nothing to take it from you. Now imagine he comes for it at the top of The New Sky Tower! How will you escape?  

The following is an excerpt from Book One of The Primortus Chronicles.

It was a relief when they reached the corner of Federal and Victoria streets and entered the base of the Sky Tower.  Skylee was pleased to learn that her book, still secretly hidden inside the backpack, could be safely secured inside a locker while she bungee jumped.

Once Ann had bought the tickets and signed the forms, they lined up for the elevator ride to the top.  As they waited Skylee felt the necklace, which was tucked under her shirt, warming against her skin.  She decided to ignore it hoping it would return to normal.

Moments later their tour guide arrived. He explained that he would also serve as the bungee instructor for the brave few who planned to jump.  He was a tall, attractive guy, even dressed in the dorky bright orange uniform and white gloves.  His dark blonde hair had that shaggy but styled thing going on, and he wore trendy sunglasses.  His oration about the Sky Tower turned out to be surprisingly unrehearsed.  Skylee wondered if this was perhaps his first day on the job.

“The New Sky Tower is three hundred and forty meters tall,” the guide began.  “Uh, making it um…one of the tallest towers in the world.  I think it’s…yeah, it’s as tall as the New Eiffel Tower.”  He took a deep breath and the next part of his speech flew out at high speed.  “The tower was designed to withstand winds in excess of one hundred and twenty miles per hour.  It even survived a nine point three earthquake on the Day of Disaster.  The New Sky Tower recently reopened to the public after years of reconstruction and repair.”

Will leaned over and whispered in Skylee’s ear, “I didn’t know you were so famous.  You have a tower named after you, Sky.”

Skylee rolled her eyes at him.  It was hard to decide which was worst Airon calling her Skippy or Will’s Sky joke.  She placed her fingers in an L on her forehead, turned toward Will and dramatically mouthed the word loser.  Catching a glimpse of the guide staring, she quickly dropped her hand.  He smiled oddly at her and she looked away, suddenly aware that he might have thought she was making fun of him.

As Skylee stepped onto the elevator she noticed her necklace warming.  The sensation made her stomach churn as the elevator took off.   She tried to ignore it and listen to the guide’s speech.

“There are something like…twelve hundred steps…uh wait, yes, twelve hundred and eighty-five steps from the base of Sky Tower to Sky Deck,” he continued, looking down at his white glove, which was covered with writing.  “On a clear day you can see approximately fifty one miles from the Sky Tower.”

Skylee felt the elevator lurch to a stop and someone took her by the hand.  The guide was escorting her out of the elevator. This left a rather confused looking tour group to exit on their own, including Will who looked more annoyed than confused.  Chrism, on the other hand, seemed to find it amusing.

Skylee could feel the guide’s eyes upon her, even though his dark glasses concealed them.  Her face flushed under his gaze, and the necklace hidden underneath her shirt grew hotter by the second. She wasn’t sure how much longer she could bear its heat.  Anguished, she let out a small sigh.

Will’s mouth fell open and he formed a fist.  For a second, Skylee thought he was going to punch the guide.  But instead he stood frozen in place, staring loathingly at him with both fists still tightly clinched.  All along, Chrism persisted in chattering to Will about their first time to bungee jump together.

Ann, who had exited the elevator behind them, was watching him closely.  The anger on Will’s face seemed to spur her into action.

“Pardon me?” she said stepping between Will and the guide.  “Where’s the best place to view the bungee jumping?”

The guide snapped into a professional sounding tone, “Okay…friends and family are welcome to watch from the viewing platform.”

Skylee glanced over at Will who was slowly shaking his head.  Then a couple of young women, dressed in orange uniforms, began leading the spectators to the platform.  Ann stood motionless and watched as they prepared for the bungee jump.  Her eyebrows were strangely twisted and her lips pointed downward as she looked on

“Are you okay?” Skylee asked her.  “I’m sure it’s perfectly safe, after all you’ve bungee jumped yourself, plenty of times.”

“Yeah, mum, no worries. I‘ll make sure it’s safe,” Will added, without taking his eyes off the guide.

“I’m just being a mom, you know…mom’s always worry,” Ann replied then she slowly turned and walked to the viewing platform.

“Those of you who will be jumping tandem please stand to the right and the solo jumpers to the left,” said the guide as he motioned to each side.

Chrism and Will were among the first to be suited up for the jump.  Will, who had bungee jumped dozens of times, looked as cool as a cucumber.

“Oh, Will I’m so scared,” Chrism said in a childish sounding voice.

Skylee turned her head and made a face.  Just then, the guide began the countdown for their jump, her stepsister pleaded with Will to hold her until they leapt.  Will complied, but his eyes were now focused on Skylee.  Even as they plunged from the platform concern was written across his face.

One by one, the jumpers dived from the Sky Tower, some with squeals of delight, some with screams of terror, until Skylee alone remained.  The necklace was so hot it was nearly unbearable. She considered removing it but feared she might lose it in the jump.

A shadow fell across the Sky Deck as the sun hid behind a cloud.  The air grew still.  It seemed that the entire world had gone oddly silent.  Skylee looked across the decking in search of Ann who raised her hand in a funny half-wave. For a moment, Skylee had a weird feeling that Ann was warning her not to jump.

“Step over here, Skylee,” the guide said as his hand seized the back of her waist.  “I’ll help you get ready.”

“Okay, thanks,” she said, watching him hook the bungee cord to her harness.  “Wait…how do you know my name?”

Moving with lightning speed, he shoved her away and she stumbled backward until she was at the edge of the platform.  She clung to the cord for balance.  A glint of light caught her eye.

A knife.  He pointed it at her and raised his other hand in a slow, deliberate motion, removing his dark glasses.  No, how can this be? Skylee asked herself as she stared into his soulless black eyes.  It’s him.  The devil from the wedding had found her.  Her visions were coming to life.

He slowly edged nearer, holding the knife between them.  There was nowhere for Skylee to go but down and she wasn’t sure her bungee cord was completely secured.

“Please…don’t…who are you?” she asked, her mind racing.  “Why are you doing this?”

“Give me the necklace,” he coldly demanded.

“I don’t have it,” she said, trying to sound convincing.

“It would be wise for you to hand it over.”

Skylee felt choked by fear.  “Why are you—”

“Give it to me, NOW!” he shouted.

“I can’t it’s—it’s in my room,” she lied.

“No it isn’t!” he barked.  “You’re wearing it!”

He rushed toward her, holding the cord in one hand and the knife in the other.  Her feet were barely touching the edge of the platform.  She struggled to peer around him hoping Will’s mom had seen she was in danger.  Then a sickening realization hit her, Ann could only see him from behind.  She couldn’t see that he was holding a knife.  Gathering all her courage, she twisted and turned trying to release his grip on her.

“Be still,” he snarled through gritted teeth.

A scream rose from deep inside her, but it was quickly halted as he held the blade against her throat.

“If you don’t give it…to…me…I WILL TAKE IT!” he loudly growled.

Running the knife at an angle along her collar, he reached the chain of her necklace.  Skylee felt the blade’s cold metal and gasped as it pricked her skin.

“Okay, okay you can have it.  Just don’t…” she pleaded with him, but agonizing pain halted her words.

A burning sensation tormented her as the necklace slid across her chest.  It eased slightly when he suspended it over her shirt, holding it by the chain with the tip of his blade.  The corners of his mouth curved into a sinister grin and his black eyes sparkled as they fixed upon the amulet.

“At last, you’re mine,” he said, reaching for it.

The magnitude of his words triggered an overwhelming surge of willpower within Skylee. You’re not taking my father’s necklace, she thought.  Using every ounce of strength she could muster, she pushed his arm away, throwing him off balance.  She looked up and saw the necklace swinging back and forth on the blade.  Then a silver flash crossed her vision as the knife came down and sliced her arm.  She expected sharp pain, yet she felt nothing but cold numbness.  There was only one way to escape him.  Moving swiftly, she grabbed the necklace by its chain and stepped backward off the tower.

“NO!” he screamed, swinging the knife wildly.

For a brief second she felt as if she were hanging in midair.  Then she watched in horror as he nicked her harness, severing partway through the fabric.  His other hand was still gripping her bungee cord, which was now slipping through his fingers.  It slashed a gash through his glove and deeper into his flesh, leaving a bright red streak.  The last things she saw as she tumbled downward were his black eyes.

Skylee felt herself falling—falling—backward.  Everything will be fine, the harness will hold, she told herself.  When she reached the end of the cord it pulled taunt and sprung back.  A feeling of relief swept over her.  She had escaped the stranger and the necklace was still in her hand.  Soon she would be safely on the ground.  On her second trip downward she heard it.

            SNAP

The sliced harness had broken free.  Skylee helplessly tumbled through the air watching the tower fly by.  There was nothing she could do.  The ground came rushing up at her.

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COVER REVEAL

INTRODUCING…

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The Chalice of Malvron 

(Argetallam Saga #3)

Elisabeth Wheatley

Coming on 7/2/2013

We are thrilled to be part of a group of bloggers invited to reveal the cover of Elisabeth Wheatley’s newest novel. 

The Chalice of Malvron is the third book in the Argetallam Saga.

Book Blurb

A princess with no recollection of the past eight years. War on the horizon. Who to trust? Who to save?
Sixteen-year-old Janir Caersynn Argetallam wakes, sore and disoriented in the home city of her people, surrounded by relatives who seem concerned for her well-being. As she tries to recover, the Argetallams’ allies, the Stlavish, prepare to unleash a magical relic of untold power against the Argetallams’ age-old enemies, the Brevians. Janir watches silently from the sidelines until she meets a warrior elf and a strange wizard-boy who claim to know her and make her feel…confused. They claim that everything she’s been told is a lie, that her memories were stolen at the command of her father, the Lord Argetallam. As the eve of Brevia’s destruction draws closer, Janir finds herself with the power to stop the Stlavish. Conflicted and confused, she must decide whether she will allow Brevia to be conquered or if she will betray her father and destroy the relic—the Chalice of Malvron…

In celebration of this momentous event, Elisabeth is having a giveaway. 

The first place winner of the giveaway will receive a giftcard and eight other lucky folks will be winning books from awesome authors!

http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/5a6c2b0/

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Elisabeth Wheatley is a high school student home-schooled in the Texas Hill Country. When she’s not daydreaming of elves, vampires, or hot guys in armor, she is reading copious amounts of fantasy, playing with her little brothers, studying mythology, and training and showing her Jack Russell Terrier, Schnoz. 

Don’t know what a Jack Russell looks like…here you go.

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  I know…Aww!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

Where to find Elisabeth?

 Her bloghttp://elisabethwheatley.wordpress.com/

Her facebook page:

 http://facebook.com/ElisabethWheatleyYAFantasyAuthor

Her twitter page: https://twitter.com/wheatley_e

 

 

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Who would play…

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English: Actress Dakota Fanning at Twilight Saga: Eclipse Premiere (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Recently one of our readers left a comment wishing our book could be made into a movie.  That’s a dream most authors share.  Seeing our characters come to life would be amazing.  Then again, it’s kind of scary to try to put a real face on them.  But why not have some fun and come up with a few ideas…who would play our main character?

Skylee Porter: A young Taylor Swift would be perfect! But she’s a singer, not an actress, and alas she’s too old to play our fourteen (going on fifteen) year old heroine.

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Fifteen (song) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dakota Fanning also comes to mind.  Unfortunately, she’s also a bit too old to pull off 14.  But her younger sister, Elle Fanning would be perfect.  Of course her long blonde hair would have to be in curls.

So, we’re wondering if any other authors out there have ideas about who would play their book characters. Drop us a comment and tell us about it.

 

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Would You Rather…be an Elf or a Hobbit?

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Consider this…

Rivendell or Hobbiton?

Elven Bread or Po-ta-toes?

Immortality or Longevity?

Tall or Vertically Challenged?

Pointy Ears or Hairy Feet?

My twitter profile says I’m an elf in a hobbit body (no, I don’t have hairy feet…I’m short) and to tell the truth, deep down I feel a kinship with those fun loving hobbits. So, here’s a little diddy about one of the most famous hobbits of all. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by none other than Leonard Nimoy.